The Crypto Apocalypse is Upon Us! 🚀
As I sipped my tea and pondered the mysteries of the universe, I stumbled upon a most peculiar announcement: Bitwise Asset Management, a stalwart of the cryptocurrency realm, had secured a whopping $70 million in equity funding, led by the enigmatic Electric Capital. 🤑
But, of course, this was no ordinary investment round. Oh no, dear reader! This was a veritable Who’s Who of institutional investors, including the venerable MassMutual, Highland Capital, and MIT Investment Management Company, all clamoring to get in on the crypto action. 🤝
As Bitwise CEO Hunter Horsley so aptly put it, “Crypto is coming into its own as an increasingly institutional and unique alternative asset class.” Ah, the sweet taste of legitimacy! 🤩
The Institutional Herd Mentality
And so, the plot thickens! It appears that traditional financial institutions, once skeptical of the crypto craze, are now tripping over themselves to get in on the action. Citadel Securities, for instance, has gone from crypto skeptic to crypto enthusiast, announcing plans to enter the market-making space. 🔄
And then, of course, there’s Canary Capital, which has filed for an exchange-traded fund (ETF) to track the spot price of Solana. Because, why not? 🤷♂️
Bitwise’s Grand Plans
But I digress. Bitwise, it seems, is on a mission to build on its success, having grown its client assets by a factor of ten to a staggering $12 billion. And with this fresh infusion of capital, the firm plans to expand its investment capabilities and investor solutions. 📈
And how, you ask, will they achieve this feat? By dividing the fund into parts, of course! Because, as any self-respecting crypto enthusiast knows, the key to success lies in diversification. 🤪
And so, dear reader, it appears that Bitwise is poised for greatness, with a team of over 100 experts (soon to be 130, no less!) and a suite of 32 investment solutions that will surely make your head spin. 🤯
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