Telegram’s NFTs: A Billion Users, A Billion Jokes 😂

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Let me tell you something, NFTs. They’re like those weird, overpriced art pieces you see in galleries. Everyone’s pretending to love them, but deep down, they’re just a bunch of pixels, and who wants to pay thousands for pixels? 🤷‍♂️

But then comes this Getgems thing, selling NFTs on Telegram. A billion users, you say? That’s like a million times more people than actually care about NFTs! It’s like trying to sell a used car to a guy who just won the lottery. He’s got money, but he’d be better off spending it on something… well, anything else.

They’re talking about “practical utility” and “seamless connection.” Gimme a break. It’s like saying a used sock has practical utility because you can use it to clean your car. Sure, you can, but it’s not exactly what you’d call a good idea, right? 🤔

Telegram Gifts: The Next Big Thing? Or Just Another Way to Spend Money On Stuff You Don’t Need? 🤔

Telegram’s got these things called “Gifts,” which are basically digital trinkets you can send to people. They’re like those cheap, plastic toys you get at the bottom of a cereal box. You’re not really excited about them, but hey, free is free, right?

Now, Getgems wants to turn these “Gifts” into NFTs. It’s like taking that plastic toy and selling it for a hundred bucks. Who’s going to pay for that? Maybe your grandma. She likes weird things. 👵

They’re saying this could be the comeback for NFTs. I’m not buying it. NFTs are like a fad diet. Everyone tries it for a while, then realizes it’s not sustainable and goes back to eating cheeseburgers. 🍔

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2025-01-28 16:22