Dearest readers, gather round as we embark on a most curious tale of tariffs and the ever-elusive Bitcoin! 🤔 Imagine, if you will, a world where the whims of our dear President Trump could sway the very fortunes of our beloved cryptocurrency. 🤯
Ah, but fear not, for the esteemed Mr. Park of Bitwise Invest has a most delightful theory. He suggests that these tariffs, far from being a burden, could in fact be the catalyst for a “violent” surge in Bitcoin’s value. 💥 Imagine, dear friends, the sheer delight of watching our digital coins soar to new heights, all thanks to the machinations of our dear leader! 😏
Yet, not all are convinced of this rosy outlook. The ever-skeptical Mr. Krüger warns that Bitcoin, being a mere “risk asset,” may not fare so well in the face of such aggressive tariffs. 🤨 Alas, the poor fellow seems to have forgotten the resilience of our beloved cryptocurrency, which has weathered storms far greater than this!
So, my dear readers, let us raise a glass to the future of Bitcoin, where tariffs and trade wars are but a mere trifle, and our digital coins reign supreme! 🥂 For in the words of the esteemed Mr. Park, “You simply have not yet grasped how amazing a sustained tariff war is going to be for Bitcoin in the long run.” 😉
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2025-02-03 11:46