PUMP Token Dumps Hard: Hilarious Crypto Fiasco! 😂

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Ah, the illustrious PUMP token, that cheeky native coin of the Solana meme coin madhouse Pump.fun, has plummeted over 35% in a mere week, sinking below its oh-so-exclusive private sale price of $0.004. And why this dramatic fall? Well, despite all the fanfare, someone’s been busy shoveling tokens onto exchanges like it’s a fire sale! 😱💸

The Epic PUMP Catastrophe: Big Shots Cash Out

In the midst of this chaotic crypto bloodbath, PUMP’s price has tanked more than 15%, now wallowing at a pitiful $0.003729. Oh, and get this—trading volumes have skyrocketed by 40% to $722 million, which, of course, screams “everyone’s panicking and selling!” Not to mention, futures open interest has nosedived 14% to $572 million. What a riot! 😂

Just last week, as we all breathlessly reported, OKX jumped on the bandwagon and listed PUMP. But instead of the glorious pump we were promised, it’s turned into a dump fest. It seems the big fish are using this newfound liquidity to fleece the little guys—classic move, isn’t it? 😏

PUMP’s price has disgracefully dipped under its private and public sale threshold of $0.004, sending shockwaves through the investor ranks. On-chain gossip reveals that PUMP Top Fund 1 threw in 100 million USDC—stable as a rock at $1.00 with zero 24h volatility, a whopping market cap of $64.43 billion, and 24h volume of $7.55 billion— to snag 25 billion PUMP at that fateful $0.004 price. So far, they’ve dumped 17 billion PUMP, worth a cool $89.5 million, onto exchanges via FalconX, and they’re still clinging to 8 billion tokens valued at about $29.58 million. What dedication to chaos! 🚀

PUMP Top Fund Going Full Dump Mode | Source: SolScan 😂

Meanwhile, PUMP Top Fund 2, not to be outdone, splurged 50 million USDC for 12.5 billion PUMP in the same shindig. But oh, the irony—they’ve already offloaded every last one, raking in $71.37 million. With early birds scattering like pigeons at a picnic, PUMP’s value has cratered below its launch price. Bravo, investors! 👏

PUMP’s Death Spiral: 40% Plunge on the Horizon?

Crypto “expert” Crypto Patel is having a field day, cackling about PUMP breaking a key support at $0.004035, which apparently means a 40% nosedive is incoming. According to him, the price couldn’t hold the line and flunked the retest—textbook bearish blunder. Now, it’s eyeing the $0.0024 abyss, a spot that used to be all about demand and liquidity. How predictable! 😅

Watch out: $PUMP just shattered a major support—could a 40% wipeout be next? 😱
Price smashed through 0.004035, bombed the retest, and it’s a bearish fiesta now.
Next stop: 0.0024 zone, aka the liquidity black hole.
Momentum? More like downward spiral! 😂
— Crypto Patel (@CryptoPatel) July 22, 2025

And let’s not forget DeFi analyst Ignas chiming in that PumpSwap, the heart of this operation, is raking in nearly 50% of the fees and funnels 25% back into PUMP buybacks. But with all this dumping, it’s like trying to bail out a sinking ship with a sieve—utterly futile! 😆

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2025-07-22 16:31