In the realm of financial speculation, the price of Bitcoin has been lauded for its remarkable ascents during periods of bullish exuberance. Yet, dear reader, one must not overlook its cyclical temperament, which, akin to the capricious nature of a certain Mr. Wickham, often leaves many an investor in a state of disarray when the … Read more
When the United States Senate Banking Committee Chair Tim Scott handed the reins of the subcommittee on digital assets to Wyoming Senator Cynthia Lummis, she knew it was time for some strategic big moves. So, on a mundane Monday, in the throes of the New York session, Senator Lummis decided to slap the world with … Read more
Ah, Brazil! A land of samba, sun, and now, cryptocurrency! Bybit, the second-largest crypto exchange in the universe (or at least, the one that matters), has decided to wade into the Brazilian waters with its shiny new payment solution, Bybit Pay. Launched on January 27, this initiative aims to make crypto payments as common as … Read more
In a delightful twist of fate, Tuttle Capital Management (TCM), that audacious purveyor of financial wizardry, has unfurled its ambitious banner, filing for a veritable cornucopia of ten leveraged crypto ETFs in the grand old United States. This audacious move signals a burgeoning interest from asset managers, who are now treating cryptocurrencies and memecoins as … Read more
In a twist worthy of a fantastical tale, Theta Labs has proclaimed that the illustrious Nanyang Technological University (NTU) in the bustling metropolis of Singapore has donned the crown of its latest academic patron for the illustrious EdgeCloud product. NTU, a titan among universities both locally and globally, is renowned for its audacious escapades in … Read more
Well, slap my knee and call me a blockchain believer! On Monday, January 27, the crypto world got itself a shiny new toy: Abstract’s mainnet. Brought to you by Igloo Inc., the same folks who gave us Pudgy Penguins (because who doesn’t love a chubby bird in a scarf?), this protocol is aiming to make … Read more
Ah, Ethereum! The beloved child of the cryptocurrency family, who yesterday decided to take a nosedive, much to the chagrin of its doting investors. In a dramatic turn of events, ETH prices plummeted over 9% in mere hours, leaving many to wonder if they should have invested in something more stable, like a rock collection. … Read more
In a move that could only be described as a delightful frolic through the fields of regulatory reform, the US Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) has decided to embark on a new adventure under the watchful eye of Acting Chair Caroline Pham. On a rather unremarkable Monday, Pham, with all the gravitas of a cat … Read more
As the grand master Bitcoin, with its majestic value of $102,038 and a whimsical 24-hour volatility of 2.7%, signals an imminent short-term correction, the cryptic Toncoin 🍿, priced at $5.00 with a rather demure 24-hour volatility of 0.6% and a market cap of $12.40 billion, continues its theatrical plunge. On a dreary Monday, January 27, … Read more
Ah, Venice! A city of dreams, gondolas, and now, a decentralized AI platform that has birthed the VVV token upon the Ethereum Layer 2 network, Base. Who would have thought that the canals would flow with blockchain innovation instead of just water? 🌊 According to the wise sages at The Block, this audacious leap signifies … Read more