March: Key Crypto Industry Events

March Madness: Crypto Events That Will Make You Laugh and Cry! 😂

Ah, March! A month that tiptoes in like a cat on a hot tin roof, bringing with it a cacophony of events for the crypto industry. The pièce de résistance? Ethereum’s Pectra upgrade, which, like a shy debutante, is set to make its entrance on the Sepolia testnet on March 5. The mainnet hardfork, originally anticipated with bated breath, has decided to play hard to get and has been postponed to April. How delightful! 🎭

And let us not forget the public launch of Humans.ai’s H1uman, scheduled for March 1. One can only wonder if it will be more human than the humans themselves. 🤖

Two grand crypto conferences will also grace our calendars this month, as if we needed more reasons to gather and discuss the existential dread of digital currencies:

  • March 2-3 – Crypto Expo Europe, Bucharest, Romania. Bring your best crypto jokes!
  • March 19-20 – Next Block Expo, Warsaw, Poland. Because who doesn’t love a good block party? 🎉

Meanwhile, across the pond in the US, key macroeconomic events loom like dark clouds over a picnic:

  • March 12 – Consumer Price Index (CPI) release. Spoiler alert: it’s probably not good news.
  • March 18-19 – Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) meeting. Expect the usual theatrics! 🎭

Now, let’s talk about Token Unlocks to Watch, because who doesn’t love a good unlock? It’s like waiting for a surprise party that may or may not happen:

  • March 1 — Solana (11 200 000 SOL or 2.24%)
  • March 1 — ZetaChain (44 260 000 ZETA or 6.48%)
  • March 1 — Sui (22 970 000 SUI or 0.74%)
  • March 1 — dYdX (8 330 000 DYDX or 1.14%)
  • March 8 — Berachain (10 000 000 BERA or 9.3%)
  • March 12 — Aptos (11 310 000 APTOS or 1.93%)

And let’s not overlook the upcoming Airdrops, which are like the cherry on top of this crypto sundae:

  • March 3 — Flare Network (rFLR)
  • March 4 — AgriDex (AGRI)
  • March 13 — MSquare Global (USDT)

These events, dear reader, could very well shape the market dynamics for the coming months, or at least provide us with ample fodder for our next round of existential musings over a cup of tea.

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2025-03-01 16:59