🚨 Bitcoin Price: Bullish Fractal or Looming Crash? 🚨

In an X post, X Force highlighted a key fractal from the early phase of the 2023 bull market and noted why it supports the view that the current trend remains bullish. He remarked that the price structure that was observed back then could offer insights relevant to the current analysis, as history often rhymes even though it might not repeat itself exactly. 🎶

Bitcoin Bonanza: 9 Weeks of Inflows and Counting!

Bitcoin 🚀

BTC
$106 869

24h volatility:
1.8%

Market cap:
$2.12 T

Vol. 24h:
$23.06 B

alone absorbed $1.3 billion, signaling a strong rebound after minor outflows earlier in the month. Ethereum 🌀

ETH
$2 616

24h volatility:
3.9%

Market cap:
$315.84 B

Vol. 24h:
$17.88 B

wasn’t far behind, pulling in $583 million, its largest weekly haul since February.

Israel-Iran Tensions and Bitcoin’s Descending Triangle: What’s Next for Crypto?

As Israel and Iran continue to duke it out, Bitcoin’s technical chart is sending mixed signals that could lead to a breakout in either direction. 📈📉 After a failed attempt to reclaim $110,000 earlier this week, the price has now slipped below the 21-day moving average, but still above support at the 50-day moving average. This confluence of moving averages, coupled with a clearly defined trendline resistance, has brought Bitcoin into a tightening price structure of a descending triangle pattern.

You Won’t Believe Why Bitcoin Is Laughing at Soaring Treasury Yields 😂📈

Yet, regardless of such disturbances—in the grand tradition of characters with more backbone than sense—Bitcoin seems possessed of a cheerfulness somewhat at odds with the mournful procession of history. An inquisitive soul, known to society only as Darkfost on the enigmatic X, set out to inspect this curious case, as if examining a wayward bird that insists on nesting amongst wolves.

Ethereum’s $2,500 Drama: Will Bulls Ride to $4,000 or Just Take a Nap?

A chart, as inscrutable as Russian bureaucracy

“History repeats, but only to amuse itself,” mutters the analyst Rekt Capital (a name as subtle as a Dostoevskian villain). He charts that $2,500 has, on more than one glum evening, served in lieu of a samovar—warming hands for rallies to $4,000 in ages past. August 2021, the early months of 2024: all echoes of the dance between hope and disappointment, as familiar as the creak of ancestral boards in a Turgenev manor. Will ETH, like some sentimental hero, surmount inertia and astonish us? Or simply trip over its own ennui and tumble back down the stairs?

Bitcoin: The Dramatic Rise and Fall of a Digital Diva! 💸✨

In a recent post on X, the ever-so-astute crypto analyst, Titan of Crypto, has declared that BTC is following the ABCD pattern. Yes, darling, it seems our dear Bitcoin is currently nestled within a wedge formation, with aspirations to soar as high as $137,000 if it manages to break free. Quite the ambitious little creature, isn’t it? 🦋

Will Judge Torres Cave?

XRP logo

The latest filing, a joint effort by Ripple and the SEC, requests the court to lift the injunction and release the $125 million civil penalty currently held in escrow, a veritable treasure trove of tantalizing possibilities. According to the settlement proposal, $50 million would be allocated to the SEC, while the remaining funds would be returned to Ripple, a division of spoils that seems almost… civilized.