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On TradingView, prophets draw lines with all the grandeur of Tolstoy at the margin—XRP/USDT bludgeons the descending trendline, a cord first strung, perhaps by a drunken bear, as the year stumbled out of hibernation. February and March were not kind; the trendline rebuffed XRP like a snubbed lover at a provincial railway station. But now, as if possessed by the spirit of a mischievous Pushkin, the price hesitates, stutters, and contemplates revolution—a breakout and retest ballet.

In his latest revelation on 1 May 2025, Kevin notes that Dogecoin closed April at $0.1795, up a modest 4.2%. But what’s more interesting is that the coin has held two key structural supports, which Kevin lovingly refers to as “the line in the sand.” These support levels include the 0.382 Fibonacci retracement of the 2019-2021 bull run, and the upper boundary of a 34-month falling wedge originating at the May 2021 peak. No big deal, just some simple technical magic. 🔮

The script, according to CoinGecko’s resident arcane number-wizard, Shaun Paul Lee: Of the nearly seven million cryptocurrencies since 2021, over 3.6 million have already gone belly up, taking their dreams, Discord channels, and shoddily animated logos with them. If this was a survival game, most of these tokens would be red-shirted crew members from the Starship Enterprise. The first three months of 2025 have outdone every previous attempt at spectacularly self-destructive mass innovation.

So while everybody with a pulse was waiting for DOGE to shoot off to the moon—and maybe circle Mars or two—what did it do? Why, it just sat there, flat as a Mississippi pancake. At around $0.175 each, up just 0.5% over the last day, which is less action than my Aunt Polly’s prize pig on a hot summer’s noon.

the bustle of trading, the brawn of market dominance, the fashionable mutterings of social salons (which some would call ‘social media’), tremors of volatility, and of course, the ever-watchful gaze of Mr. Google.

Bea showed up on “The Scoop” podcast, and before Frank Chaparro could reach for the coffee, he laid it out: “Sometimes ideas are so big that people just can’t hear them.” Translation: buckle up, Frank. You’re about to hear something that would send most budget committees scrambling for their stress balls.

Just when you thought Bitcoin might chill out for literally five minutes, it tumbled from the $95,250 resistance zone, fell ALL the way below $95K & $94,500 (everyone gasped, obviously), then pretended it was all part of the plan. Bears tried to crash the party at $93,500, but the bulls, bless them, simply ordered another round and held their ground at $93,000. Bottom line: BTC had a melodramatic dip to $92,970, then popped up again because, why not?

But lo and behold! In this chaos, there’s a glimmer of hope—or maybe just a fluke of fortune. A whopping 91% of Bitcoin’s entire supply is currently swimming in profits, like a child who just found a hidden stash of candy. This, dear readers, is what the so-called “euphoria phase” of the market looks like—everybody’s partying, but no one knows when the music will stop. 🍾🎉

Not long ago—fifteen percent ago if you listen to the optimists—Solana gathered its price coat, dusted off $140, and declared, “I will return.” For months it had flirted with neglect at $95, old Bitcoin and Ethereum wagging their fingers sternly from their own table. Yet now, emboldened by market recovery (or a lucky cosmic sneeze), it squirmed towards $140, as if meeting an old love at the fish market.

BNB formed a cozy little base above the $592 level, and guess what? It decided to go on a mini adventure! Up it went, breezing through the $595 and $600 resistance levels. Wow, it’s like watching a toddler taking their first steps! 👶