Thanks to the illustrious Eleanor Terrett, we learn that the NYDFS, that stern crusty guardian of financial virtue, handed over these coveted tokens of legitimacy. No more clandestine dealings in the shadows—MoonPay is now a bona fide citizen of the land of regulation. And fancy that! This triumph puts them among giants like Robinhood, PayPal, Coinbase, and Circle—because nothing says “trust me” like a government stamp. 😉
According to the savvy on-chain data provided by Arkham—who clearly have a lot of free time—WLFI transferred $47 to each address that managed to get in during the presale back in March. It’s a bold move by a platform that just wrapped up a rather impressive $300 million presale. Talk about making it rain, Trump style.
Now, our hero ETH/BTC is in a delicate dance—support at 0.023–0.024 BTC, resistance at 0.02884 BTC, a true game of highs and lows. It is a bullish creature, carving out a higher low after escaping a long, dreary descent. Should it break free, the curtains could rise on what many have desperate wished for—a season of altcoins, bedecked in glory and perhaps a touch of chaos.
Held inside the illustrious walls of the White House, the meeting was all about turning heads—kind of like when your neighbor suddenly brags about their secret golf course. Pakistan’s grand idea? A Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, designed to catapult the nation into the digital finance stratosphere. “It is my mission,” declared Minister Saqib, with a touch of theatrical flair, “to position Pakistan as a global leader in digital assets.” — because, of course, who doesn’t want their country in the crypto hall of fame? 🏆
According to data by SoSoValue, Bitcoin ETFs saw outflows of $358.65 million on May 29, then $616.22 million on May 30, and finally $267.5 million on June 2. It’s like a financial horror movie, but with more zeros.
Fresh from this move, Melania’s price took a quick leap—good for the traders and bad for the day’s calm. Daily volume soared a crazy 104%, hitting $38 million, all while the market cap ballooned to $300 million—perhaps the highest it’s been in a month. Looks like the team is also working on a shiny new website, because nothing says “trust us” like a fresh digital storefront. Meanwhile, the social media buzz and whale activity are doing their best to make sure everyone notices Melania. Because in crypto, if you’re not buzzing, you’re just sleeping.
Now, Wise Crypto—who clearly has too much time on his hands—says BNB is just hanging out below that infamous $670 barrier, pretending it’s not scared. But guess what? The market’s buzzing louder than a coffee pot during morning rush, with volume rising like a balloon at a birthday party—so maybe something’s about to pop! 🎈💥
But hold your horses, folks, because here’s where it gets juicy. There’s some chatter going on about June 3 to June 6 being a crucial time for XRP, and no, it’s not just another “when will XRP go to the moon?” conversation. A so-called crypto analyst, who goes by the oh-so-mysterious name of WatersAbove (because who doesn’t love a good pseudonym?), has just dropped a fresh outlook that has everyone’s ears perked. According to this genius, we might see some significant price movements, but the action starts this week. Yeah, June 4 to 6 is where it’s all supposed to happen. Or, at least, where we’ll get to watch the drama unfold.
Almost immediately, Fred Rispoli, a lawyer with a suspiciously optimistic outlook for XRP, responded on X (formerly Twitter). His reply was as cheeky as it was definitive: “I love @daveweisberger1, but on this point he is mcgloning so hard,”—a reference to Bloomberg’s Mike McGlone, known for his bearish bon mots. Rispoli suggested that based on secondary market offers, Ripple might not need to sell a single XRP to acquire Circle. Well, isn’t that charming? Of course, Ripple can’t just conjure $10 billion out of thin air, but Rispoli argued their strategy involves a cocktail of cash, debt, and a hefty stock swap—so, good luck trying to break their bank, Dave!