Crypto News

While Moody’s gives the US credit a gentle nudge downward (think of it as a financial Botox), Bitcoin is flexing its muscles and asserting dominance, as if to say, “Try and dull my shine, old man.”

Yep, SUI is flexing hard, even with a 5.3% rollercoaster ride in the last 24 hours. Market cap? Over twelve billion. Not bad for a coin that barely got recognized last year. Meanwhile, XRP, that guy with the $2.22 price tag, is barely holding on with a 0.8% volatility—like it’s on tranquilizers.

So, this crypto analyst, MindfullyLost (which, let’s be honest, we all aspire to be), reckons Dogecoin’s got some support around $0.21. Which is… something. Holding on by its fingernails, really. Even through the, ahem, ‘downtrend’.

But hold on! Van de Poppe reckons the ETH/BTC pair—sounds like a dodgy law firm—has rebounded by a whopping 38–42 percent! He thinks this is a “concrete sign” of something or other. Capital rotating down the risk curve? Sounds painful. Apparently, Ethereum is clawing back ground. Good for it. He says, “We’ve had a 40% return against Bitcoin in just a week!” So, naturally, “the blue chips or the large caps are the ones to watch.” Because, you know, nothing screams excitement like “large caps.” 😴

Remember when Dogecoin was king of the meme hill? Well, from May 9 to 11, it did its best impression of a deflating balloon, ending its bullish surge at around $0.260. Since then, it’s been a slow, sad decline—think of it as a meme falling flat at a party. The current correction has Dogecoin flirting with $0.214, and if it drops below that, things could get messier than a toddler’s lunch. We’re talking about a possible free fall down to $0.20 or even $0.19—so get your virtual parachutes ready. 🪂

Apparently, XRP took a bit of a tumble, landing at about tuppence, when the Yanks at the US Securities and Exchange Commission decided to have a go at Ripple in December 2020. Traders who, with a touch of foresight or perhaps just sheer luck, snapped up coins at that time saw a gain of over a thousand percent as the price galloped to a princely sum today. That jump turned trifling wagers into rather respectable winnings for early birds. It also reminded the chaps how quickly sentiment can shift, like a feather in a hurricane, reshaping opportunities, or so they say. 🤷‍♂️

Portnoy boldly admitted he’s got a bit of XRP in his pocket—no, not a fancy Rolex, but digital coins! He pointed at the swirling excitement like a kid eyeing the last donut. Turns out, he’s not alone in dreaming about XRP’s bright future; a big shot lawyer, John Deaton, thinks XRP could give Ethereum a run for its money—by the end of the year! 😮

People love a good name drop, even if it’s Eric Trump. Apparently, using celebrity names is like throwing red meat to the crypto sharks. According to Bubblemaps (who I assume is a very bored detective), most of these tokens are linked to “jv7d” — which is basically code for “we’re about to disappear like your favorite sock in the laundry.” When insiders hoard most of the coins, it’s a one-way ticket to “Bye-bye, money!”

Crypto prophet Crypto Patel (because who else?) believes Ethereum’s playing hard to get near the $2,500 zone. Apparently, the big bully block near that level rejected ETH, causing it to retreat. Now, our hero is tiptoeing into a correction phase, looking to land somewhere between $1,930 and $2,100—sounds cozy, right? Maybe the investors will spots a golden opportunity around $1,810—an area ripe for the picking—if they’re brave enough to dip their toes in. Who knows? A demand surge here might just whisper sweet nothings of a rally back to $4,000 or $5,000 someday. Or not. It’s crypto, after all. 🚀, or just a blip—who’s counting?

Ali Martinez (who I’m now convinced has a more intimate relationship with on-chain indicators than with actual people) is out here waving charts on X, declaring certain price levels a big deal for Dogecoin, based on something called “UTXO Realized Price Distribution.” Don’t worry if you zoned out reading that. I did. The TL;DR: It’s about where people last bought their Dogecoin, which, in the case of $0.36, is apparently where roughly 3.8% of all DOGE decided, “Yep, this is it – I’m booking my ticket to the moon.” Spoiler: that flight’s been delayed since 2021.