Cardi B’s Wet Dream: $WAP Token Soars and Crashes Faster Than a Reality Show Plot

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Once again, the infamous American rapper Cardi B, with all the grace of a cat meme, has given her approval to the meme coin Wet Ass Pussy [NC]—yes, you read that right—via her official X account. The tweet came with a wallet address and the cryptic, highly philosophical line, “even wetter than last time.” 🤡💦

$WAP is back 🐾💦

Even wetter than last time

CA: Bz7vVzQhm2KMW1XgcrDruYega1MiwrAs1DQysrx4tFkp

— Cardi B (@iamcardib) June 3, 2025

Within moments of Cardi B’s wet and wild declaration, the $WAP market capitalization plummeted from $2 million to $150,000. What followed was a tragicomic crypto rollercoaster: the token’s price spiked to $0.0019, only to plunge by 90%, now languishing at $0.00019—back to the same depressing levels as May’s end. A solid 80% drop in the past 24 hours. Guess that “wetness” didn’t quite do the trick, huh? 🤷‍♂️

What followed was a wave of disbelief. Some crypto enthusiasts, bless their hearts, wondered if Cardi B had been hacked. But no, it wasn’t a hack, as confirmed by another of her tweets: “Not hacked. $WAP space coming soon.” Sure, just like that spaceship you’ve been promising to build. 🚀

Crypto Sleuths Smell Something Fishy

Enter “dethective,” a self-proclaimed crypto investigator, who raised alarms on X. His sharp eye noticed that certain wallets had loaded up on WAP just five days before Cardi B’s tweet. Interesting timing, wouldn’t you say? 🤔

So today, @iamcardib remembered that she still held a large portion of the $WAP supply and decided to run another pump and dump.

The token went from 2.5M to 139k a couple of minutes after the tweet

The dump was triggered by some wallets that bought the token around five days…

— dethective (@dethective) June 3, 2025

These mysterious wallets cashed out in record time, pocketing 10x their investment as the price nosedived. While Cardi B didn’t pull the trigger herself, promoting such a questionable project certainly makes her…responsible, right? 🤔 Some analysts even linked the wallet address she shared to suspicious past activities. Another day, another rug pull? 😬

Could Cardi B’s sudden reappearance with $WAP be financially motivated? Some community members think so, especially considering her recent drama with estranged husband Offset over child support and alimony. No better time than a crashing crypto market to make a quick buck, huh? 💰

Cardi B’s WAP Token History: Déjà Vu

This isn’t Cardi B’s first rodeo with $WAP. Last October, she promoted the same token, only for it to be flagged by security firm PeckShield for potentially malicious activity. That little incident even sparked an official investigation by the UAE’s Securities and Commodities Authority. Investors, you’ve been warned. 😬

Crypto critic Patrick Schmitt didn’t mince words. He blasted those who bought into $WAP once more, implying they deserved every bit of the chaos that followed. Well, if you were hoping for a smooth ride, I’m sorry, you’ve just learned a very expensive lesson. 💀

If you fell again for Ghetto Trash @iamcardib and her $WAP Scam, well deserved! You will never learn!

— mrpatrickschmitt (@mr_pschmitt) June 4, 2025

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2025-06-04 18:16