Bitcoin: It’s Here, It’s Weird, and You Can’t Escape It — CZ Tells Us So

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Well, folks, brace yourselves — Bitcoin is not just a fad, and according to ex-Binance CEO CZ, it’s an “inescapable reality.” Yes, you heard that right. Like gravity or your need for caffeine, you can’t avoid it.

His comments came after the US made yet another attempt at jumping onto the crypto train — because why not? Montana, that wild state where everything feels like a frontier, passed a bill to create its very own Bitcoin reserve. Not even kidding. Satoshi Action Fund is thrilled about it (probably also counting how much more they’ll make).

Bitcoin Reserve Bill

The so-called “Strategic Bitcoin Reserve” idea is catching fire, and apparently, it’s spreading faster than TikTok trends. Several states are thinking about setting up their own BTC stash. Montana’s leading the way, of course. Because if there’s one thing we know about Montana, it’s that they LOVE keeping things interesting.

Satoshi Action Fund tweeted in a tone somewhere between “holy crap” and “we told you so” that Montana’s House Bill No. 420 passed out of committee. A real page-turner, that one.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get more absurd, Dennis Porter, CEO of the Satoshi Action Fund, was like, “Hey, Montana’s just the 4th state to jump on the Bitcoin bandwagon. Utah, Oklahoma, Arizona, and now Montana. You’re next, Idaho… right?”

‘No Escape’

Enter CZ, your friendly neighborhood crypto guru, who made sure we all know this Bitcoin thing is here to stay. Like that weird uncle who keeps sending you unsolicited advice, he tweeted, “There’s no escape… It’s like, you can’t not use the internet (or money).” We see you, CZ, we see you.

“Countries or individuals. There is no escape… It’s like, you can’t not use the internet (or money).”
– CZ BNB (@cz_binance) February 19, 2025

His not-so-humble advice: You can either buy Bitcoin while the US government’s still hoarding it, or you can wait until there’s literally none left. Tough choices, really. A crypto trader echoed the sentiment — basically telling you to get in now or risk paying *way* more later. Because who doesn’t love a little “buy now or cry later” mentality?

He might be right, though. If you wait, you might just pay a premium for procrastinating. Imagine paying extra for the same coffee just because you waited five minutes too long to order it. Yep, that’s the BTC game.

“Countries or individuals. There is no escape… It’s like, you can’t not use the internet (or money),” CZ responds to a crypto streamer who said that other countries are also thinking in the same way Montana did in creating a Bitcoin reserve.

BNB Donation

And for the grand finale — CZ’s got a heart, folks. He recently dropped 150 BNB (worth about $100,000) to help some poor souls who fell victim to a pump-and-dump scheme. Because, of course, crypto scams are a thing.

But wait, it gets better. The university student who received the donation returned it, with extra crypto! So now CZ’s looking like the Oprah of the crypto world, handing out BNB like it’s candy. “You get some crypto, and you get some crypto!”

Apparently, this student made *big* profits on BNB and thought, “Why not send some back with a little extra?” Sweet, right? Though, I’m sure CZ’s still wondering if he’s been giving away crypto or investing in future billionaires.

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2025-02-22 12:06