So, Ethereum, apparently, decided to pull a “scare the crap out of everyone” move last Monday. Plunge 30% in under a day? Oh, yeah, why not! Throw some trade war fears into the mix, add a sprinkle of panic, and voila – chaos! And then, oh, wait for it… it bounces back because Trump mentions Canada and Mexico over tariffs. Classic. I’m sure Ethereum sat there saying, “Yeah, you know what? I’ll recover now.” 🙄
Anyway, some analyst, Jelle – nice name by the way, reminds me of a yogurt – says Ethereum is stuck in this “bullish pennant” thing. Sounds fancy, but let’s not kid ourselves. It’s like saying your New Year’s resolution to cut carbs is “in progress.” Sure, Jelle, sounds solid. But apparently, if Ethereum behaves (big if), it might break out and shoot above $4,000 like it’s trying to win a prize. I mean, optimism is great, but come on. 🥱
Ethereum vs. $3,000: A Battle for the Ages (Sort of)
Ethereum can’t seem to get its act together to reclaim $3,000. It’s like trying to get Larry to enjoy the beach – total resistance. Traders are biting their nails, watching Ethereum wobble below this “key psychological level.” Oh, yes, very dramatic. Each day it stays below $3,000, people start whispering, “Maybe it’s doomed?” Like the creepy music just kicks in. 🎻
But Jelle – our guru of the hour – still insists that Ethereum is playing the long game. Sure… sure it is. The bullish pennant is still there, and Jelle says if ETH can break free, $4,000 is just sitting there like the last piece of pie at Thanksgiving. You know, if it ever gets off the couch.
Technicals, Schmecnicals: The Nitty-Gritty Numbers
Ethereum is hanging out around $2,820, having a meh moment while everyone’s waiting for it to, I don’t know, do something exciting. $2,900 is now marked as some super-important “supply zone,” but in reality, it sounds more like an excuse for why ETH is underperforming. If it drops below $2,800, Jelle says it might tumble to $2,500. Oh, terrifying. Cue the melodrama. 🫣
BUT – and that’s a capital BUT – if Ethereum gets its act together and pushes past $3,000-$3,100 (yes, another mystical range), the bulls might run wild. Imagine that! A surge, they say. Maybe even $3,500 or above. Talk about commitment issues – the price can’t decide if it’s going up, down, or staying put. This is better than cable TV. 📺
So, here we are. Ethereum, teetering on the edge of greatness or totally screwing it up. A “crucial juncture,” as the pros like to say. Traders are squinting at their screens, looking for a sign, but really, chances are Ethereum’s just sitting there thinking, “Eh, maybe tomorrow.” Typical. 🪙
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