So now they’re telling me Cardano’s gonna blow up by 300%. Yeah, because when has a “technical analyst” on TradingView ever been wrong? Master Ananda says there’s some “Falling Wedge” thingy that means ADA’s about to moon—like next few months kinda moon. $2.65, they say. Just a casual jump from 70 cents. No big deal.
Look, Falling Wedge sounds fancy, doesn’t it? It’s this neat little chart pattern that screams “Hey, maybe prices will go up!” after they’ve been going down like your grandma’s old elevator. Cardano’s been making these lower highs and lower lows since January 2025—basically limping along, hoping to catch a break.
Why Falling Wedge? Why Not Falling Wedge!
Apparently, breaking that wedge means the correction’s over. Finally! If it sticks, ADA is cruising outta that correction like a guy dodging responsibilities. And Master Ananda swears he saw some “higher low” on April 7, which means, according to him, the bottom is in. Bottom, schmottom—sometimes the bottom’s just a pit stop, people.
Look, this guy is betting ADA will triple up to $2.65. That’s based on something called the “2.618 Fibonacci Extension,” which, let’s be honest, sounds like a sneaky math trick to justify optimism.
Right now, Cardano’s at 70 cents, and the plan is to hop through these “Fib” levels like they’re stepping stones: 81 cents, 91 cents, a buck, $1.14… it’s like watching a kid count money they don’t have yet, but hey, dream big.
If the stars align, ADA might rally to $1.30, then $1.83, and then boom — $2.65. Because why not? This is crypto, after all. Where else can you find hope packaged so tightly with uncertainty?
Long-Term Bullish or Just Long-Term Confusion?
Master Ananda is convinced this ain’t just a quick hit but the start of a “mid-term bullish impulse”—sounds like business jargon for “stick around for the rollercoaster.” Yeah, we’re expecting swings, dips, probably some crying in the corner, but hey, if it holds above 69 cents, you’re supposedly golden.
Of course, this isn’t the peak. Nope, it’s just a step on the giant crypto mountain to… who knows where. But if you ask me, buckle up, maybe put on some comfy shoes, and keep that coffee brewing.
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2025-04-24 03:07