🔒 Pi’s New 2FA: Will It Unlock $2 Magic? 🤑

In a move that would make the Discworld’s Moist von Lipwig proud, the Pi Network (PI) has unveiled a shiny new two-factor authentication (2FA) feature. Now, the good folks of Pi are being gently herded onto the mainnet blockchain, like sheep to a particularly tech-savvy shepherd.

This here 2FA is a clever bit of magic, promising to keep the baddies at bay by making sure your wallet is as secure as a wizard’s tower, thanks to a verified email address. Transactions will be as safe as a dwarf’s beard, and fraud will be less common than a friendly troll.

To join this exclusive club, you’ve got to link your email like it’s the final piece of a quest. Only the chosen ones, with their emails and maybe a bit of KYC, will get to wave the trusted email flag.

This trusted email is the key to all sorts of important stuff, like account resurrections and wallet confirmations. Once you’ve got it, you’ll be pestered to finish the 2FA setup after a good ol’ mining session or via an email nagging.

The Pi Network community is as happy as a vampire at a blood bank with this move, finally silencing the naysayers who thought security was as solid as a wet paper bag.

PI’s Pricey Adventures

The PI token has been taking a bit of a beating lately, with its value dropping faster than a wizard’s hat in a gale. A 23% dive is nothing to sneeze at, unless you’re allergic to losing money.

Market capitalization? Below $7.74 billion. Rank among cryptocurrencies? Slid from 11th to 17th. It’s like being demoted from head wizard to the guy who cleans the crystal balls.

Charts, oh the charts! They’re showing a symmetrical triangle, which is as clear a sign of an impending breakout as a loaded crossbow pointed at your head.

🚀 $PI Symmetrical Triangle – Breakout Imminent! The 15-minute chart is showing a symmetrical triangle, a pattern that signals an upcoming breakout. The price is coiling up, meaning we could see a big move soon!📈 Bullish Case: A breakout above 1200 could push price toward…

— Crypto Sat (@cryptosatred) March 19, 2025

If PI can break through the $1.20 barrier, it might just soar like a phoenix with a jetpack. But if it flops, well, it’s back to the dungeon of low prices.

A drop below $1.10 might be the trigger for a slide into the abyss, especially with 129 million Pi coins about to be unleashed. It’s like opening Pandora’s box, but with coins.

Investors are quaking in their boots, fearing the altcoin might nosedive like a lead balloon. Below $1, you say? That’s a thought as cheerful as a tax audit.

PI’s Pricey Prognostications

The 4-hour chart is flashing an RSI of 28.90, which is about as oversold as a second-hand unicorn. Historically, this means a rebound could be brewing, if people start buying like there’s no tomorrow.


Bollinger Bands are wiggling like a jelly at a Discworld feast, with the price hovering near the lower Band support. It’s a sign that things might be looking up, or down, depending on how the wind blows.

Despite the fancy security upgrade, PI’s price is as uncertain as the weather in Ankh-Morpork. The community is waiting for Binance to pull a rabbit out of its hat and list the altcoin, but so far, it’s as silent as a ghost.

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2025-03-19 19:45