🎢 RUNE‘s Ridiculous Rollercoaster: Brace for a 70% Nosedive!
Well, folks, it looks like RUNE, the cryptocurrency that’s been on a diet, is about to shed even more weight. According to the crypto soothsayer Ali Martinez, RUNE is flaunting a bearish flag pattern that’s about as welcome as a vegan at a barbecue. 🚩🐻
RUNE’s Chart: A Sell-Off Soap Opera
In the grand theater of technical analysis, a bearish flag is the dramatic pause before the protagonist gets pushed off a cliff. And RUNE’s chart is no exception. It’s been consolidating like a dieter eyeing a cupcake, but alas, the breakout is a break down, and now we’re eyeing the $0.38 mark, which is a stone’s throw from nothing. 💎👇
Oh, and just when you thought it couldn’t get any more dramatic, RUNE’s market is now the talk of the town for all the wrong reasons. It’s like showing up to a potluck with a bowl of plain lettuce. 🥗 The THORChain community is in a tizzy over a developer’s resignation, which is like losing the one person who knows how to make the office coffee machine work. ☕️
Pluto(9r), the developer with a name that sounds like a rejected Star Wars character, decided to hang up their hat after a controversial decision to give the Ethereum Network the cold shoulder. Why? To stop those pesky North Korean hackers, of course. But the network said, “Nope, we’re not playing that game,” and overturned the decision faster than you can say “impeachment.” 🎲👑
And let’s not forget the $1.5 billion Bybit exchange heist, which has been attributed to the Lazarus Group, North Korea’s favorite cyber gang. They’ve been washing their dirty money through THORChain like it’s a car wash on a sunny day. 🚗💨
RUNE Price: A Glimpse of Hope or a Cruel Joke?
At the time of writing, RUNE is trading at $1.24, which is a steal if you’re into collecting digital pennies. Despite the doom and gloom, Coincodex is like that one friend who’s always optimistic, predicting a comeback to $1.40 in a month and $1.66 in half a year. Sure, and I’m going to win the lottery tomorrow. 🍀💰
So, dear reader, grab your popcorn and watch the RUNE show unfold. Will it be a tragedy or a surprise twist ending? Stay tuned, and remember, in the world of crypto, the only constant is change. And maybe the occasional North Korean money laundering. 🎬🍿
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