Market Crash? More Like a Buyer’s Bonanza! 💸

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Ah, Robert Kiyosaki, the man who turned financial advice into a bestselling novel and somehow still manages to sound like your overly enthusiastic uncle at Thanksgiving. He’s back at it again, this time declaring that the ongoing market crash is the perfect opportunity to get rich. Because, you know, nothing says “wealth” like a global economic meltdown. 🍽️

Our favorite financial guru has always been a Bitcoin cheerleader, waving his pom-poms for the cryptocurrency like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. Currently, Bitcoin is sitting at a modest BTC $99,097, and if you squint hard enough, you might just see it as a bargain. The volatility? A mere 0.4% in the last 24 hours. It’s like watching a toddler on a sugar high—exciting, unpredictable, and slightly terrifying.

In a recent post on X (formerly known as Twitter, because who doesn’t love a good rebranding?), Kiyosaki lamented the “BRUTAL CRASH HERE NOW.” He’s not just talking about the stock market; he’s throwing in bonds, real estate, gold, silver, and even Bitcoin for good measure. It’s like a financial buffet where everything is half-off, and millions are losing their jobs. But hey, at least you can get rich, right? 🙄

“BRUTAL CRASH HERE NOW. The best assets in the world are going on sale. Millions will lose their jobs. This is the best time to get rich.”

He’s predicting that February will bring the biggest stock market crash in history. I can only imagine the stockbrokers frantically Googling “How to survive a financial apocalypse.” But Kiyosaki remains optimistic about Bitcoin, suggesting that as traditional investors flee like rats from a sinking ship, they’ll flock to Bitcoin, driving its value up. It’s like watching a game of musical chairs, but with more existential dread.

On January 15, he boldly predicted Bitcoin would hit $250,000 this year. I mean, why not? If you’re going to dream, dream big! He’s practically begging investors to buy more of the digital asset, which is like telling someone to invest in a lottery ticket while the odds are stacked against them.

BITCOIN over $100k

Predict $250k this year.

Buying more

— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) January 16, 2025

Liquidations Surge as Bitcoin’s Price Struggles

Meanwhile, Bitcoin has dipped below $100,000, and over $2 billion has been liquidated in the crypto market in the past 24 hours. That’s right, folks—more liquidations than a toddler’s juice box at a playdate. Bybit’s CEO estimates that this could balloon to $8 billion to $10 billion. Talk about a financial hangover!

“I am afraid that today real total liquidation is a lot more than $2B, by my estimation it should be at least around $8-10b. FYI, Bybit 24hr liquidation alone was $2.1B.”

Tariff Implementation and Trade Wars Impact Crypto Markets

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, enter tariffs! Thanks to President Trump’s latest policies, we’re looking at 25% tariffs on imports from Mexico and Canada and 10% on China. It’s like a game of economic chicken, and everyone’s honking their horns. Economists are warning that this could lead to higher prices, inflation, and job losses. So, naturally, the markets are reacting like a cat in a bathtub—very negatively.

Many had hoped for crypto-friendly rules, but instead, we got a market crash that would make even the most seasoned investor weep. The Bitcoin fear and greed index is currently at 44%, which is basically code for “investors are sweating bullets.”

Bitcoin Fear and Greed Index is 44 ~ Neutral Current price: $96,703

— Bitcoin Fear and Greed Index (@BitcoinFear) February 3, 2025

As of now, Bitcoin has dropped by more than 2% in the last 24 hours. But

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2025-02-03 19:46